Wait what's the deal with the horses? I want to feel good about myself today.

Edit: Wow, those bastards have it rough.

Tbf, our teeth aren't bad. They just didn't evolve to consume so much sugar.

The breathing and eating tubes gotta cross so you can blow with your mouth and choke on cock. Non-negotiable.

tbf horses have big dicks, it could have been worse for them

Its only a valve. Topologically speaking, the passage from the mouth to the anus only constitutes one hole.

The passage of air into the lungs is not a hole however, that is a cavity. Same difference with the vagina, that's not a hole, that's a cavity.

Dolphins probably lament not being able to make milk come out of their buddy's nose by making them laugh while drinking.

A horse is just an intense desire to die on four legs.

THE APPENDIX HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

Being able to make our own Vitamin C aside, the fact that a vestigial organ can randomly decide to fucking kill you is asinine from a design perspective. Its the equivalent to building a pool in the sims and removing the ladder for the first person who wanders inside.

The teeth thing is just because of our high sugar, high grain diet

The first* people with bad dental health were Egyptians as they lived on bread (which packs your teeth and feeds the bacteria that ferment it and make acid) before that, and until the invention spread, people died of old age with all their teeth intact

I eat very low carb - almost entirely meat due to allergies, and haven't had a cavity since I started doing that, despite me nearly never brushing or flossing my teeth

*There were also people who lived in the tropics and ate a lot of fruit, and those with sugar cane.

I am 99% sure humans are supposed to have tails

Could be worse:

We don't have cloacas.

Look up the recurrent laryngeal nerve.