Life as a cartoon might be interesting . Especially of this variety. I think the tentacle sex wouldn't be so bad, sign me up.
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Free HRT, I can look hot, and I get a chance at solving world hunger?
Hell yeah!
As an anticapitalist butch I'll be VERY careful not to accidentally press the button when I destroy it
There is no downside here
Im pressing the button twice
*gets 2 billion moneys*
Pressing it again... and again
Clickety clickety click!
Clickety clickety click!
I didn't get any money.
god I hope I don't get the billionaire one
Guess I'm pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.
Can I press the button until I get both?
If I actually became cartoon style femboy in real life, becoming billionaire wouldn't be that hard imo.
You'd have to abandon all of your ethical principles, and then you'd face the problem of how to keep the wealth you generate rather than having it sucked up by all the existing billionaires who would chew you up, extract every penny they could then spit you out, which is extra difficult because now you're in an intersection of minorities.
And even if you succeeded you'd be a billionaire, and I don't think those people are actually very fulfilled.
If I was a cartoon femboy, I'm pretty sure a few of those existing billionaires would be my simps.
That thought is, and I cannot stress this enough, legitimately horrifying. Do you know how many of them went to Epstein's island?
These are people who can make nearly anything happen to you, and they don't even have to lift a finger.
I feel like you just told me that Mordor will be great because you'll just put on the One Ring, get Sauron's attention then flash him your tits and he'll be horny so you'll be golden.
Better me than some kids, right? 🤷🏻♂️
Gallant as that is, I don't think it's either/or with these people, I think it's both/and.
They have to keep exploiting and consuming everything and everyone. Whilst I understand that the rapacious drive to infinite growth is systemic, I'm convinced that one of the mechanisms that keeps it going is their own alienation, the deep emptiness and disassociation that comes from living in a world where nobody can tell them no, and they have to fill that hole with something. After your fifth mansion, third private jet and second mega yacht, just buying things doesn't do it, and why did they accumulate so much if they're just miserable anyway?
The only thing left is hurting people with impugnity, because that proves that you have power.
Only ethical way of becoming a billionaire
depends how this button exactly works
Staying a billionaire wouldn't be however :3
Step 1. Press the button until you have both Step 2. Give all the money away
giwtwm, I hate how I'm a hon
If I get the money I'll just use it to start my life over as a cute and mousy cottage core lady.
"God dammit. Rich again!"
Wait hang on there's a pictures for sad children about this.
Ew. Rather not....
Worry about who was exploited for all that money.
It's magic. Just like the transformation.
Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life
Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you're now a millionaire!
What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?
I wouldn't want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people
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So i just have to keep pressing until i get both?
If you get the left, you can afford to become the right.
I mean one-button instant transformation into something cute is a lot easier than surgery and all that.
I don't think it's nearly as easy to become a perfect cute femboy, as it is to transition. I might be wrong but it's something you really need to get lucky with.
Like, even if you didn't wanna be a femboy, that's a hot femboy.
I really don't wanna become a bilkionaire but...
One one hand I absolutely despise capitalists, on the othe hand I really want to look like that (but in a very not cis and very sis way)
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Transformed into someone young and healthy? You can keep the money.
So instant billionaire or future billionaire?
Nah. I don’t want to be a billionaire, I like my comfortable but constrained life.
You can always donate your billions for a good cause.
I'm already a cute femboy, I would want to be rich though.
but imagine long pink natural hair
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