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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I hate that it works.
I never forget my backup egg now.

[–] Lemmynated 12 points 1 month ago

Instead I forget my backup backup egg.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This seems like something YSAC would have come up with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As someone who frequently suffers from WABS, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Spectacles Testicles Wallet Watch.

And now I’m locked out of the house with no phone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's my routine but I don't wear a watch so I've named my phone Watch.

[–] LiveLM 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah man, I hate when I forget my testicles at home

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My wife does this all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Just change the acronym to STOWWY

Spectacles Testicle phOne Wallet Watch keY

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Lol I've been using this since that move came out!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Been using this since 2019. There's usually 2 things other than wallet phone and keys that I need to remember, and the eggs have me covered every time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A couple of years ago, I heard someone edit the kids song "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" as "Keys, Glasses, Wallet, Phone". I have not forgotten anything since.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pfft I've never had to learn a song and I've still never left any of my body parts at home

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For me it's, "Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Also good for going to church!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Never leave the house without a backup egg. Mechanical failures are rare, but when they happen, you don't want to be rolling out into the real world without a plan b.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Jesus this made me laugh cry

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Howtobasic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Frank b lik