this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
50 points (70.5% liked)

Showerthoughts

29876 readers
568 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics
    • 3.1) NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out
    • 3.2) Political posts often end up being circle jerks (not offering unique perspective) or enflaming (too much work for mods).
    • 3.3) Try c/politicaldiscussion, volunteer as a mod here, or start your own community.
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

*smiles without it reaching his eyes*

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My favorite garage band.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Gandhi quotes, so inspirational…

[–] treadful 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It's too pure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] treadful 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that's your business.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

nah, underwater. unfiltered and pure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is that?

I asked Dr Karl once, but he avoided the question.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huh? Why technicolor? Isn't that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don't get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn't a different affect?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You should go fart in the shower. You'll see. It's like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hmmmmmm not sure if I'm flattered regardless that you don't know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I've taken so few showers that I've never experienced farting in the shower lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband's colon in technicolor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A shower to a fart is what a cathedral is to a choir.