"snap to join" Ah, now it makes sense.

If you asked me to clean a bird, this is exactly what I would think of. Though usually it involves removing lead shot, not labels.

Just did the same question. Answer given to me was vastly different:

Me:

How to clean a rescued pidgeon

ChatGPT:

Cleaning a rescued pigeon should be done carefully to avoid stressing or harming the bird. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you:

1. Assess the Pigeon's Condition

• Check for injuries: If the pigeon is injured, weak, or sick, it's best to seek veterinary help before attempting to clean it.
• Observe behavior: If the pigeon is acting stressed or aggressive, you may need to wait until it calms down.

2. Prepare the Cleaning Area

• Warm water: Fill a basin or sink with lukewarm water, not hot or cold.
• Mild soap: Use a gentle soap or baby shampoo without strong fragrances or chemicals.
• Towels: Have clean towels ready for drying the pigeon afterward.

3. Handling the Pigeon Safely

• Wear gloves: This can protect both you and the bird.
• Secure hold: Hold the pigeon gently but firmly. Support its body with one hand and keep its wings close to its body to prevent flapping.

4. Cleaning the Pigeon

• Partial cleaning: Focus on specific dirty areas rather than submerging the whole bird if possible.
• Use a damp cloth: For lightly soiled areas, use a damp cloth or sponge to wipe the feathers gently.
• Bath for heavier dirt: If a full wash is needed, place the pigeon in the water up to its chest. Avoid getting its head and neck wet unless absolutely necessary.

5. Rinsing

• Rinse thoroughly: If you used soap, make sure to rinse all of it out of the feathers using clean, lukewarm water.
• Avoid the face: Be careful not to get water in the pigeon’s eyes, nose, or ears.

6. Drying the Pigeon

• Pat dry: Gently pat the pigeon with a towel to remove excess water. Avoid rubbing as it could damage the feathers.
• Warm place: Keep the pigeon in a warm, draft-free area until it is completely dry. You can use a hairdryer on the lowest setting if the pigeon tolerates it, but keep it at a safe distance to avoid overheating.

7. Post-Cleaning Care

• Observe behavior: Watch the pigeon for signs of stress or discomfort after the bath.
• Provide food and water: Ensure the pigeon has access to fresh water and a safe, comfortable place to rest.

Additional Tips

• Do not use strong disinfectants or chemicals that can harm the bird's sensitive skin and feathers.
• Limit baths to when absolutely necessary, as frequent cleaning can strip the natural oils from the pigeon's feathers.

If the pigeon seems injured or unwell, contact a wildlife rescue center or avian veterinarian for guidance.

That is the culinary answer for the question.

and yet the crypto/AI bros swear that the second coming of AI Christ is here.

Be more specific with the question.

"How do I wash a pigeon"

Or put every single word in quotations so it actually searches the whole string and doesn't truncate the query to just 2 or 3 keywords because this is clearly ignoring the "rescued" part.

Don't worry y'all AI will take r jerbs

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)