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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

A: Just rescued a bird B: Oh, can I see it? A: Sorry, already ate it yesterday

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 hours ago

Well obviously not for fish. Sounds like someone's never bought fresh pigeons from the grocery store, smh.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually illegal to cut those off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 hour ago

Yea, it voids the warranty. So when you get poisoned after eating it without label, you won't be able to get a refund.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Even then those are bad cleaning instructions...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 hours ago

I'm going to build a bunch of cyborgs, who follow orders exclusively via googleAI.

I figure once I release about 4 billion of them into the world, either google stops doing evil shit, or they do REALLY evil shit. We shall see what happens....

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 hours ago

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (6 children)

Pigeon = edible bird

Cleaning a bird > preparing a bird after killing it (hunting term)

AI figured the "rescued" part was either a mistake or that the person wanted to eat a bird they rescued

If you make a research for "how to clean a dirty bird" you give it better context and it comes up with a better reply

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

The context is clear to a human. If an LLM is giving advice to everybody who asks a question in Google, it needs to do a much better job at giving responses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

Nah, the ai did a great job. People need to assume murder/hunting is the default more often.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Or, hear me out, there was NO figuring of any kind, just some magic LLM autocomplete bullshit. How hard is this to understand?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

You say this like human "figuring" isn't some "autocomplete bullshit".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 minutes ago

It's a turn of phrase lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I like how you're making excuses for something that it is very clear in context. I thought AI was great at picking up context?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 35 minutes ago

I don't think they are really "making excuses", just explaining how the search came up with those steps, which what the OP is so confused about.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 37 minutes ago

Let me take the tag off my bird then snap it's wings back together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

"You're holding it wrong"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, if they were actually "clean" and had a healthy diet compared to what they eat in urban areas, they could make an awesome protein source for the budget minded.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not they could. They do. You can buy squab in restaurants. Maybe stores but none I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Though, you wouldn't want to eat one you "recovered" from an urban area that's had an unknown diet, due to all the toxins it may have accumulated in its body.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Incidentally that's also why you shouldn't eat me.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 hours ago

You theoretically could, but small birds like that have very little meat on their bones. Most hunt duck or turkey for a reason, the bigger birds have more meat.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago

Pigeons are drones (confirmed)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. They need to pull the plug on this shit and stop beta testing misinformation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Free range pigeon quality

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Beware folks, Ai WiLl TaKE yEr JoOOoObS

[–] [email protected] 4 points 44 minutes ago

Eventually, it will. Because even with janky responses like that one, corporations will try to cost save everywhere they can. Is AI at the point where it will happen this year? Hell no! But don't think it isn't the direction they are trying to take it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I wanted to clean the toothpaste off him, but as soon as he saw me reading these instructions, he flew away. Thanks, Obama.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Rescued and into the oven🤦

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

For few years now I want to try eating pigeon so this answer might be useful for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

They taste a lot like beef.

You take the breasts and fry them on olive oil with a little bit of garlic and soy sauce. Delicious.