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Crack rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

And you're also hot. (You emit IR light)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

wtf is this image

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

looks ai generated

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Why does the boner have a hand

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Every time I wake up and all my joints crack, yet I don't receive an invigorating glow to help rouse me for the morning, is a disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Crack? Crack is easy. What really blows is sand, in your joints. That kind of role will get your hot box orbs glowing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

How about sand in your crack