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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like the joke. However, I just gonna say, sounding really isn't intended to be a painful activity when done in a kink context. Despite looking crazy it's intended for pleasure not masochism

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Im not falling for this again, last time I ended up in A&E (ER for you gun lovers) having to have a twig removed.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my bf once used a cum shot to ""get it out faster"" once

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jeebus. Is he a tough motherfucker or did he regret this strategy? Also, did he use a bite stick as he neared completion?

Need more details, please.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Amazingly enough getting hard is a valid strategy as your tube does become more open... But still that's like something I don't think would work lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Me checkin the comments section be like....
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they're a sounding afficinado, it would be like a throwing star down a hallway.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This sounds as anatomically likely as vaginas getting looser with more sexual partners.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

que? those seem like pretty obviously different things to me, in one you're specifically stretching the tube, in the other you're not.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago

Disgusting. Horrible. Awful. Terrible. A crime to the eyes. Atrocious. Upvoted.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm willing to try anything at least once.

Except this, probably.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can get an electrified sounding kit if that is what you are really after. But yeah, the regular crap just sounds boring, so I wouldn't try it either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Its not boring, and if you're not revolted by the thought of it like other pansies in these comments, I recommend you give it a chance!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

boring

groan

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

Do not google it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Call my dick a sling, cause it's throwin' stones".

Imma go bury myself, now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'M HER, I'VE BEEN HIM

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I have never had the displeasure of kidney stones, but I am sure that even a 3 or 4mm jagged crystallized rock is still going to hurt like a bitch compared the 7mm smooth surgical grade steel rod that often occupies that space.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Upgrade from the smooth sounding rod to the jagged calcium deposit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What game is that? I need it ~~to get attached to fictional characters and feel the soul-crushing weight of reality when the game is over~~ for research.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Thank you! The description and the comments make me a bit nervous because it sounds like one hell of an experience, but I'll give in a try when I'm in the mood for an emotional breakdown :3

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

This post right here officer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago