Fellas, is it gay for a girl to like dick?
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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No wayyy that's why my girl does this, I learned about sex from 4chan, kill me.
What is this gf anon is talking about? I thought they are mythical.
Fellas, is it gay for your girlfriend to touch your dick?
Yes. The only way to make it less gay is to touch your girlfriend's dick.
Same the other way around.
Totally uncomfortable with the existence of their own dick, plus dating a girl. Quick maths, anon is a lesbian.
Drag doesn't believe in lesbians. Drag thinks they're just gay women. There's no reason gay women are special in a way that gay men and gay enbies aren't. The only reason we have the word lesbian, is because sexist old men didn't think women could really be gay. We should just get rid of the word and say gay woman instead.
Fake and transpilled
Fake and gay
Anon has a girlfriend? Gay.
And also fake.
That's an interesting narrators switch I can see here
It's art.
It is