Only millennials know who is Jessica Simpson, and just because of the SNL fiasco. The last thing anyone would think about Blessica Blimpson is that kinda sounds like Jessica Simpson. Go for it.
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Why can't you just find an existing name that means "blessed"? Anna? Beatrice? Celeste!? JUST PICK A NAME YOU'D BE WILLING TO USE YOURSELF!!!!!! π€
I looked it up and apparently it originates from the Philippines. Not sure how recent it is.
It'S NoT UNiquE HAtEr!!1!1
A plebe such as yourself simply cannot understand the patrician level of pleasure that comes from establishing a singular identity in this world of dross.
I tried unique names, but nothing felt better than the boring ones. Besides, there's always nicknames!
On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someoneβs actual living quandary
Having worked in an elementary school, I'm inclined to believe it's true. The best student name I've ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.
Shit, I wouldn't name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.
Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.
My daughter is also named Bort.
What a beautiful blitpost
I don't know, Bloomer Blimpson would be a good alternative too. Maybe Blisa Blimpson?
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There is zero percent chance this is real... right? RIGHT?