Coming to you from an overworked and underpaid teenager who probably hates their life.
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Is this before or after you ate it?
It sure is!
knowing taco bell frequenters. they'll say "it was so dogshit" and then repeatedly order it every week
Literally ate the ingredients and shit them onto the tortilla
God I used to love those 20 years ago. Course they didn't look like that back then.
I legitimately love the Mexican pizza. Yes, sometimes it do be looking like that. But sometimes, it's beautiful and perfectly cut without cracking.
Looks awful. But I bet it tasted good.
Ordering pizza from taco bell is like ordering fries at a sushi place. You deserve whatever you get.
Okay but no joke some of the best fries in my area are from teriyaki places. They know how to fry food well and the fries aren't ordered enough to be hot held so they're always cooked on ordering
I make these at home now because taco bell Canada removed them from the menu.
I can make four 12" Mexican pizzas, twice as thick, not risk getting e-coli/listeria, for about $5 CAD.
Go on...
Warm oven.
Lightly fry tortillas in pan for about 15 -30 seconds (score them so they don't poof up)
Open refried beans. (Add taco seasoning if you want [you can make that super cheap, too!])
Grate cheese.
Mince some onion.
Pick a few cherry tomatoes, jalapeño, cut cilantro, chives and green onion from plants.
Blend a few of the above with some vinegar, sugar, salt and lemon juice. Heat in pan or pot for a bit. A zingy salsa /sauce.
Put things on tortilla.
Put another tortilla on top.
Sauce it and cheese it and garnish it.
Put in oven.
Take out of oven.
Put in mouth.
Enjoy.
**addendum
I haven't made them in a while and I don't normally take pics of my food so this is old and blurry
Fucking legend!
not risk getting e-coli/listeria
Pfft, whats the point even?
Dear Taco Bell, Please stop throwing up on my order. Thanks
Looks the same on the other end
Posting fast food here is like cheating lmao
Had the runs just by looking at this.
What a cheesekakke
Bro I think somebody murdered a crab, took off its legs, and let it rot in a vat full of acid and raw sewage for two weeks before serving it to you.
The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People
I'm sure Mexicans would approve of this
No, no they would not. Source: am one.
Who ordered snot on a tortilla? Do you want additional cheese?
We got them for free from the app once. I was so disappointed I asked for a refund.
Holy shit they brought it back .. or was I just really high and I imagine it went away‽
You didn't imagine it. They were discontinued and came back. I remember there being different varieties of Mexican pizza now, too, but I only see classic and veggie. Maybe I'm mixing it up with the crunch wrap.
Oh God I miss the crunch wrap ...all the crunch but none of the mess. We should make our own Taco Bell that's better with hoofjiack and blackers....
(I meant black jack and hookers but It felt you should see that window into my not awake yet mind)
Way more toppings than my local taco bell.