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So yeah, it started with this picture, or specifically Luke Correia's voice-over of it posted in early 2021. As I remember it, I inexplicably misinterpreted "had die" as a clipping of "had diarrhea" — probably because the sentence was implying death by foodborne illness, was preceded by some scatological terms, and I had at that point only recently learned "drop trou" as a clipping of "drop one's trousers", so I was already "primed" to look for similar clippings.

I soon realized that I had misinterpreted the meaning, and "had die" was simply intended as a funny way of saying "died" — but I was still amused by the idea of clipping "have diarrhea" to just "have die", and so I found myself saying "boyyoass how I had die over some [insert food I ate earlier]" to myself in a Skeletor-type voice any time I had that type of night. From there "die" (later respelled as "di", and often in the form "mad di") quickly became my preferred term for loose or liquid stool in most contexts, since it was more humorous and indirect than most other terms for a phenomenon I think we can all agree is a bit gross to talk about.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

a true revolutionary would simply call it Doodoo Ass Syndrome

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ja ne zelim raditi od 7 do 2

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hold out and make a triple finish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hahahah I didn't know the reference but I do know how to operate a search engine

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Brings a new meaning to DI water

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

From now on, i will refer to gonorrhea as just "go" and see what happens. I will also totally not regret this when i have my routine STI test coming up soon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like "gon" might work better

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Think of all the Pokemon go to the polls jokes, tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Makes HxH hit diffrent

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That would be called “the shits” in my home

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Say "the shit" and no-one bats an eye

Say "the shits" and everyone loses their minds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

the queen that never was

ar Lady Di

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. My mum called them the ubbly-jubblies when I was a kid cos diarrhoea is hard for a child to say ig.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i call it monorrhea because i only have a single butthóle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

manurerrhea

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

among family I say the full "diarrhea" because the word is too funny to us and we're very immature. I often use it as a verb like, "it looked like somebody diarrhea'd all over the place" or when using it as a noun, I pretend like it's singular, so that one might say, "She was doing diarrheas all afternoon."

my mom hates this, but my sister and nephew are fully on board for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Diarrhea" actually pluralizes like "attorneys general" — diars rhea

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

that's powerful knowledge. now I will seem less of a rube when I visit Downton Abbey and have a few unscheduled blowouts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

My wife and I as well as our siblings calls it "the deets" and I couldn't say where that began

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

DI referres to peeing too much from a brain injury.

Retrvn to tradition. Shiddin your doo doo ass

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if it's capitalized and you pronounce it "dee-aye"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bubble guts, or The BG’s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Stayin' alive