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[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Life pro tip for those nocturnal. Even those nocturnal folks need to mow their lawns. For modestly sized lawns, a scythe can be a great option! It's also perfectly legal to mow your lawn with a scythe at three in the morning, dressed in a long black hooded robe.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To have some visibility, you can use one or two of these head strap lights. But make sure they are red, to not lose night vision

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

In many cities, nighttime noise level is limited by decibel level. But even low-level noise is allowed if below some level. So you could have some extremely quiet speakers gently wafting spooky sounds while you do this. Or if that's a bridge too far, whose to say you don't personally just like listening to Gregorian chants and quiet levels while you work?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

By the Authority of Night Shift Gremlins HQ thatericalper is hereby stripped of their Night Shift Membership for sharing classified information with Day Walkers. They are also expelled from all Nocturnal Activities under pain of Pain. Should they be seen engaging in nocturnal activity outside of their personal domicile all Night Shift Gremlins in witness are obligated under article 13 subsection Scarlet-7-Mentos-19 to use all necessary force to cease the offending nocturnal activity and return the offender to a NSG approved Class-3 holding cell where they will be held until daybreak when an automated system will release them into the light of day where they rightfully belong. Repeated violations will incur severe non-life threatening yet highly inconvenient punishments.

Thus is our way.

Fuck the Sun. Shun the Day Walkers.

/signed, Thadious Methweazel. Adjunct Arch-Gremlin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Years ago when my schedule allowed it, I slept from 2am to midday for a month. Probably the one time in my adult life that I had caught up on my sleep debt, it was glorious. Although it seemed once I was “caught up” I couldn’t sleep that long anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

My soul yearns for 4am-12pm sleep schedule.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

"The day is ok and the sun can be fun, but I live to see those rays slip away"

From "I Love the Night" - Blue Oyster Cult

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I have a pet theory that in the old times before there was good lighting at night, people who rose early had been more productive and got richer. Their descendants remain part of the ruling class today, and that's why companies usually demand that the work day starts early. Of course nowadays there's no real need for that, they are just mad with power and want to show it off by oppressing the workers.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Shh... if the normies find out you'll ruin it for all of us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh no, imaging Normie's coming in at you at 5 AM with u making a sandwich

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The pros are plentiful. But the cons are compelling: partner and job schedules must align or it sucks.

When I worked nights, I had a gf who kept wanting to do stuff when I needed to be going to bed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

When I worked nights, twice a week I'd stay up 36 consecutive hours to realign my schedule with my partner's and then back to my job's.

I miss working nights and I miss being young.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Work more night shifts. Date more goths.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I did date a few goths when I worked nights!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

I can't sleep at night at all, no matter how tired I am. so I changed my sleep schedule, I sleep 14-00 (2pm till midnight) and then I'm awake, go to school etc etc, I get 10 hours, while still being awake at night. its amazing. and it works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

It's not that this lifestyle isn't socially acceptable, but it comes with some disadvantages. As pointed out by others, if you have a partner that is living an opposite lifestyle ("normal" day time work - night time sleep) you both wouldn't have that much time together being awake and active. Also, another disadvantage is that everyone else is active during your resting time, which is during the day. Loud neighbors, traffic, socializing, etc. Errands, like appointments, are often possible only during daytime.

Attending a nocturnal lifestyle over an extended period of time is also less healthy from the biological point of view.

If your biological preference is set to be nocturnal however, and you can compensate for the aforementioned disadvantages, go for it. Nobody will be judging you.

[–] Cethin 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I commented on someone else saying this, but I'll say it here also. There's no way to isolate the variable of a noctural lifestyle. There are many confounding factors that can't be controlled. Is it that being awake at night that isn't healthy or are people who feel like being awake at night already typically less healthy? I'd bet on the latter.

We can take vitamin D supplements, so that isn't the issue. However, a lot about your lifestyle must change with this, as you say. Is this a cause? Are nocturnal favoring people associated with mental health issues? Do nocturnal people eat less healthy? (Fewer options to healthy eating open?)

Studies involving humans are flawed. We can't control every factor of someone's life, so usually it's self reported and also not forcing lifestyle changes on people —at least not for long term studies. They're still useful, but people often look at studies that say "nocturnal lifestyle associated with worse long-term health outcomes" and read "nocturnal lifestyle causes worse long-term health outcomes" which is a very different thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Something something correlation doesn't imply causation. I agree.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Just kidding, I read the whole post. Not kidding about the agreement , though.

My wife is nocturnal, and also is currently having severe depression. I think she just prefers to avoid people as much as possible, because of the depression, not that the nocturnal lifestyle has caused the depression.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

If other people using the internet is slowing down your connection, maybe it's time to finally ditch cable (if you're able to). Fiber is ideal, but even 5G fixed wireless is faster than cable, even during peak periods.

edit: in case anyone was curious, I get gigabit speeds from Verizon's 5G home internet, with no data cap, for $60/mo. Meanwhile Cox/Comcast charges that much for 20 freaking megabits, and you have a 1TB cap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You're making me miss third shift, sort of. I don't know if I would ever go back to it again. There was something so peaceful about being up during the night, though. I miss it sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cut the toxic diurnal people out of your life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Where my crepuscular homies at?

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