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[–] [email protected] 81 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope

Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope

Five percent incel, fifty percent lame

And a hundred percent reason to forget his name

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I see you're a person of culture. I like it

[–] [email protected] 73 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it's a brutal mog."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

"brutal mog, sir"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago

RATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)

EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)

VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)

CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)

HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It’s weird he didn’t say “female” instead of “girl”. Are they finally learning that that one’s a giveaway & women avoid them because of it?

[–] Honytawk 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

AI told him not to use that word

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Imagine how mad they would get if the chatbot actually told him this. "Woke!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

He’s on the hunt for that one special female who’s really, really into Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Idk boy/girl are pretty commonly used to describe youngish adults, especially romantic partners.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

True, but he seems like the kind of person who would say man and girl.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago

Men will do anything except go to therapy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago

self-dodging bullet

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago

She's entitled to a "default mode of victimhood"! She is your victim!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

"Your mother was volatile with poor control last night, Trebek!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

...and then I pack up my juicer, my humidifier, my dehumidifier, and leave.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Your significant other now knows what it's like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I'm the winner of this discussion. Once you've talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk."

Sounds like he's a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he'll be the first person in line with a pre-order.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago

This is somehow even sadder than "I have depicted you as the wojak".

"I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury

the account name, the presumption of "oh yeah my opinion is right", the very nature of this person's "engagement" (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it's mcfuckingsaltman's fault)).....

I want to say "some of these people are in desperate need of a hug", but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: "maybe if they weren't all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

1000% chance it's Distributed Autonomous Organization (cryptoshit) and not the one and true Way.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Shit, someone make me a time machine so I can go make a joke back in 2016 when it would have been relevant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.

And now I've learned that focusses is a thing in places. placces. placesses.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I think he would definitely win her back if he told her that she “foci too much on the past”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does all AI use American English? Focusses is an acceptable variant in various other regions.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I think ChatGPT uses Nigerian English (see also: delve)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's a rarely used British English version.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

focuses

I have not heard nor seen this before, is it really that consistently misspelled?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Almost as often as "dices", I'd wager. 🤢🫢

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

¿Qué dices?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Classy. It's funny they're trying to "reach AGI" with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson's take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

always remember that the "B" in "Jordan B Peterson" is for "Benzos"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

I thought it was lo🅱️sters

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

i thought it was for "Balthazar"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I thought it was for Bozo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How to win the battle but lose the war.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

i think she was clearly the winner there too

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

If you classify your relationship as a war, maybe you really shouldn’t have one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag's creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago

I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.

This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.