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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

Maybe it’s Moobelline

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Crippling anxiety?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Planetary intergalactic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

How about playing games with programming instead…

[–] [email protected] 194 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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