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Hello, Reddit! IAMA Donald J. Trump, the NEXT President of the Wonderful United States of America. ASK ME ANYTHING! (hexbear.net)

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First of all, I'd like to thank all the PATRIOTS here on reddit for your support during this truly great and historical election. I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I could have, actually. I would have done great. Might have even gotten more votes!

With your help we managed to kick the crooked Democrats out of the White House. PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL! We're going to do some great things together folks. And we're going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

So to all the Patriots, Haters and Losers out there, Ask Me Anything! I'll be here all night folks! I'm Donald Trump!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mr president, when will hamburger price go down

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you going to do communism now? As a Hater and Loser, I cannot express how incredibly owned I would be if you did and it turned out the MAGA communists were actually right all along.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Damn, saw right through me xinternet

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Will you become somehow wetter when you enter the White House or will the drying accelerate?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can i have a cabinet position with a silly title and acronym like elon musk

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhkY6EJwqI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

speech-top

angery

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What are your thoughts on the Hubble tension regarding conflicting experimental data of different methods of determining cosmic distances, a problem sometimes called the "crisis in cosmology"?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Actually, don't bother asking again!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, man, can I get a small loan of like 5 million dollars? I'd really appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

earn it yourself!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OMG! IT'S REALLY HIM!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honest question: poopoo or peepee?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

blompf libbing-out

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

who wins in a fight, don jr or hunter b?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

I gotta say folks... he's my one and only son and I love him... but he's such a disappointment... biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Barron solos both, easy :larger-adult-son:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mr. President Commander Sir thank you for standing up for my freedoms to drive my Ford Childkiller 1 hour to Cracker Barrel every day. Can I ask you sir I just need to ascertain whether your penis is really shaped like a Mushroom? As a true patriot I just gotta know, god bless murica.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

post hog

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you going to send the Cards Against Humanity owners to a CIA blacksite for doing such brutal social media dunks on you?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There's a LOT of paperwork!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mr.Donald, will the voices stop? Will you stop the voices? stop the voices

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Not my problem, LOSER!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Monster Energy or Ghost Energy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS