i can write hate mail to other countries. i can mail letters to other embassies in D.C. about how much i think their country sucks. the embassies are right there i can list off all the reasons belgium sucks and mail it to the belgian embassy and all it costs is a letter and a stamp no one can stop me

Coming soon at your workplace or educational facility: Dysphoria day! Where every cis person is forced to present in a way they don't agree with! Now cis people know what it's like! If you're cis on that day, you have to show up presenting as the opposite binary gender! You will be assigned a new name! You will be assigned new pronouns! You will revel in the misery for one day, just to see what trans people deal with for years of their lives, if not decades!

Advantages:

• now cis people know how it feels

• someone's egg is getting cracked lol

Disadvantages:

• you can just call out

• the extreme immorality and cruelty of it all please don't actually do this

how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i'm always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i'm a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?

I need to practice my cool tiger drops on someone else. My mom won't let me do it in the yard so we'll have to do it in the local park. You need to be wearing a trashy suit while we do it, you will need to provide. I need you to take some big slow swings at me while I try and counter it by tiger dropping you. It will hurt pretty bad because I have been working out but I will be paying you $25/hour for this. Serious offers only

fun facts: after double checking that first post, i actually realized i was trans about 15 hours after I posted that lmao