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this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2023
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Look, it's not Shakespeare, but you can only fit so many attack-monkeys with typewriters on a beach at a time before they begin unionizing.
A lot of SEO "experts" insist on certain lengths for titles and word minimums for articles, even though they generally don't matter, so we end up with this.
I mean that could be the case but this kind of title is legit rhetoric, as in "obvious thing is obviously obvious". Journalist is doing readers a favour by making them less likely to be complete bellends when faced with a sign saying "beware of the attack monkeys".
I've been to that island years ago, but nobody has told me about the amount of monkey attacks. But they told us not to show teeth while laughing/smiling because monkeys may see it as aggression.
I was bit by a monkey waiter once.
Holy shit what happened?!
Hmmm
Now this is the type of content I come to this website for