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Out of Context Comics

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Just your normal everyday submarine, passing by your canoe very close to shore in what appears to be a lake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Recreational submariners ruining our romantic canoe rides.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

So my dad wasn't lying about watching the submarine races?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not even sure if context would help

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I got rather curious and Googled it.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Superman%27s_Pal,_Jimmy_Olsen_Vol_1_68

"The Human Metal-Eater!": After Jimmy is bitten by a Metal-Eater in the Fortress of Solitude, he gains the power to eat and digest metal for 48 hours.

The crooks use Jimmy Olsen's Signal Watch to trap Superman and Krypto in a submarine with the kryptonite; but Jimmy saves the day by eating the kryptonite, with a little lead on the side.

It doesn't help that much, no. He's gonna eat the whole sub, starting from the periscope..?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

wait, kryptonite is a metal ? I always thought it's a mineral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

As I understand that it mineral is a term for all inorganic terms found in the Earth and metal is a specific one.

But idk if is a "metal" per se. Perhaps there's comics where someone makes like a blade out of it idk.

Call a mineralogigilisist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

He's working the shaft.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's pregnant

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What does she have to complain? He even got fancy-dressed for this periscope lunch

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jimmy Olsen loves to munch on something that's long, hard and full of seamen?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

That's what I have written over my BSDM closet too. "Roguetrick's Souvenirs"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thank you. I have a sudden len of this word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You are now prepared to use it in crosswords, where it comes up almost once a week!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

What a sad, strange, little world! Can't wait!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I've got a yen for the seashore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Drink some of that special pop... you know the kind, then tell her you are Elongated Man and show her what you can do... you'll be fine. After that she won't care how many subs you eat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

This is the Constant Craving that kd lang was singing about.