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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

i slept at a primitive camp site one night up on a forested mountain on an island. like 3/4s of the island is some UNESCO world heritage site and supposedly there are monkeys on it. never saw one, but the forest was so dense i could have spent a year there and not even found my own ass. my local language skills were bullshit, so i could only see signs with illustrations. nobody who hikes up into the mountains camps at the primitive sites anymore, because they are like rich and stay at nice places with like hot baths and meals and shit. but me and my pal were on a shoestring, so when it got dark we got set up in this little hut out of the drizzle deep in the mountains. we both slept on top of our bags which had our water and some bananas in them (lol) just in case. all i heard about monkeys is that they enjoy taking food, shenanigans, and tomfoolery and they aren't to be underestimated to these ends. like raccoons but somehow more sneaky and interested in amusing themselves and investigating curiosities.

in the middle of the night, it's pitch black, i'm under dense tree canopy, inside a small open structure so there was no shot at my eyes adjusting, but i swear to god i felt something nearby. i opened my eyes and i could swear i caught a glipse of a shape like monkey's face quietly inspecting me from above. it could have been a dream or a hallucination in the dark. i just sort of stirred and adjusted my jacket/blanket and strained to hear anything in the dark. i was exhausted, so i promptly fell back asleep. in the morning, my bag was undisturbed and all bananas were accounted for.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sorry it was me, didn't mean to scare you, just wanted to see if you had some beans

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can't be the one from 12 monkeys. Too many monkeys.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's the lab from the prequel to the fourth sequel. It was a sort of soft reboot.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wtf they made planet of the apes real?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Trying, if it fails they can try again next month

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Liberate all monkeys!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I do wonder what this means for local flora and fauna, mind you.

Also new bigfoot sighting when?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

bunch of monkeys dead from exposure in about a month's time is my guess

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're a smidge too early for climate change to bring a tropical climate to the Carolinas, but if they hang in there long enough...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Unless it's a particularly cold winter they'll be fine there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

just like a teen dystopia novel!

"nooo, i cant leave you behind!" '...save yourself'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I would describe myself as a pro-monkey anarcho-tankieist anti-lab Warsaw Pacter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago