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[–] oyenyaaow 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Maybe make it neurotoxic, add some nicotine? Surely they won't...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Predators: nooooo don't add nicotine! Please DO not add nicotine!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck it.

Send the mushrooms. Send the fugu. Send the rotting fruits and the poisonous leafs. Send it all.

That’ll get ‘em.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And the peppers that troll the fuck out of your temperature receptors?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only if the oysters share the load.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oysters (used to be?) thought of as an aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Still are, but like all aphrodisiacs, it's really hard to test. A lot of sexual arousal happens in your brain, and the placebo effect is very strong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, interesting!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, mint's cousin catnip: "lol cats go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It bothers me how many people think that evolutionary traits are in any way chosen or designed for a specific purpose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Same here. Evolution doesn't work that way. It's basically the opposite. Species don't evolve to solve a problem, they evolve randomly and sometimes that solves a problem for them. Or sometimes, it pushes the species into a very narrow niche where its survival is ensured as long as the current extremely precarious situation they find themselves in doesn't change.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Species don’t evolve to solve a problem, they evolve randomly and sometimes that solves a problem for them.

Eh... they mutate randomly, and then selection acts. If there is variation that solves a problem, selection will promote that variation.

Evolution is very much not random, it is a direct consequence of variation and selection. This does not mean that they evolve to solve problems, but problems often drive evolution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My God thank you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Selected through continued survival and reproduction. Maybe a more accurate template would be something like, "Awesome, I've evolved with [trait] which deters predators!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Who designed the process of evolution?

(Jk)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Develop menthol, they said, it'll deter predators, they said

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Where does THC fit in this gang? Does it serve a purpose for the plant.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It also functions as insect repellant (1)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, wtf? Mouth dry! Mouth dry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always thought this meme said "balls cold". Am I losing it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Well it will make them cold if you put it down there.