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Hopefully this is onion-y enough to post here.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Wow. This is historic. I bet he's got hot blood moving through him fast.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Wrong sub, this article is about The Onion

[–] [email protected] 97 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

From the CNN.com article.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

This is perhaps too onion-y, but somebody has to drop it in the thread:

The Onion's statement on the purchase

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago

Suffering from success.png

[–] [email protected] 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny how today is one of the few days where posting that would be not the onion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Nah if you read it it's definitely still the onion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The overton window has moved

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

*onion window

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago

What an amazing read. Thanks for sharing!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago

would like to see what Cards Against Humanity could do with the supplement business …

[–] [email protected] 45 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I have an odd urge to subscribe to their printed syndication

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I did as soon as it was announced! I get one once a month, it’s awesome

[–] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Do you have a pic of this badboy haha?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

OMG this is a thing! Seriously evaluating my need for 9 bucks every month!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

$60 for a year, or $5 a month I believe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe different pricing? Loading https://membership.theonion.com/ from across the pond shows 99 annual or 9/month

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Dang, you’re right! I must have gotten a limited time offer that I didn’t realize

[–] [email protected] 17 points 20 hours ago

The first Artikel better be about gay frogs, or I'm gonna be pissed!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

*golf clap*

[–] [email protected] 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I hope JorDan from knowledge fight get a chance to work with the onion, no one knows alex's brain better than Dan and could write a perfect spoof version

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Omfg I didn't even think about that possibility, that would be perfect, if Dan really gets Alex's desk I am gonna explode with laughter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Oh what if the onion guys handle turning new episodes into videos

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Community name does not check out /s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

It just lined up perfectly for me...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

let's fucking go!