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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 hours ago

Ask Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; 's mum how it went.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 hours ago

Frontend devs hates this guy.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 hours ago

It's time to log off and get a vasectomy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It's impossible to represent that on paper. It could be misrepresented as a specific number of spaces. Depending on the position on the paper, it may also be hard to tell if the carriage return comes with the line feed. Unless you want the document to be in ASCII or EBCDIC hex, it's like writing an ambiguous math problem where the answer is different depending on how you were taught about the order of operations. Don't do this to your kid, Abcde.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Anyone remember when Chrome had that issue with validating nested URL-encoded characters? Anyone for John%%80%80 Doe?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 15 hours ago

C programmers would ask whether a null-terminated name would be acceptable

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

I'm not american and I'm glad I'm not but intended if someone could enter a bunch of zero width spaces

[–] [email protected] 64 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Once I was tasked with doing QA testing for an app which was planned to initially go live in the states of Georgia and Tenessee. One of the required fields was the user's legal name. I therefore looked up the laws on baby names in those two states.

Georgia has simple rules where a child's forename must be a sequence of the 26 regular Latin letters.

Tenessee seemed to only require that a child's name was writable under stone writing system, which would imply any unicode code point is permissible.

At the time, I logged a bug that a hypothetical user born in Tenessee with a name consisting of a single emoji couldn't enter their legal name. I reckon it would also be legal to call a Tenessee baby 'John '.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

im sure the devs tasked at fixing that bug loved u ;-)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 20 hours ago

Sounds like you did a thorough job as a QA tester. As a software engineer, I love to see it.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago

Little Bobby Tables

[–] [email protected] 57 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

No, cause "John\nDoe" messes up my regex. Sorry, out of the question. I'm not good with regex.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

no one is "good" with regex.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Then who's coming up with all the bits that I copy/paste off the internet? The regex dragon?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

From what I've seen, it's Cthulhu.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

There was only one, we're all still copying from him or her.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Plead permanent sanity. If I was the judge I would let you go.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Plead permanent sanity.

temporary sanity is the best I can manage these days.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

why settle for \n when you can go for the stylish carriage return

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

so John\r Doe ? depending on the software, when it gets printed, the carriage return will moves the cursor to the start of the line without moving a line down, becoming \x20Doe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

This is the ideal rendition, I would say. On a related note, I just love it when there are backspaces in my filenames

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

ugh literally 1984

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Just crouch down to simulate moving to a lower line.

John Doe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

How do you pronounce the hyphen in double barrelled names?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The hyphen can provide indicators on how to parse the letters on either side. "Pen-Island" would be pronounced differently from "Penisland."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

There's a guy I follow on the internet called "penusbmic", and he claims it's supposed to mean "Pen, USB, Mic".

Whatever you say, Penus B. Mic.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 21 hours ago

Just pronounce \n as a glottal stop.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 22 hours ago

John
(long pause)
Doe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

But differently spelled names are legally distinct.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (20 children)

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.

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