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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Google tells me there's 4.8 million people on Adderall in the US, those government labour camps will be 2.5 times the size of the entire existing prison system, who'd have thought the brain worms would do brain farts?

Ladies and gentlemen, the government of the people!

Good luck having them in concentration camps without their Adderall.

How about we put all the people who need boner pills to get it up in one first. Not so great of an idea now, is it?

This is like a monkey's paw wish of "We shouldn't send people with drug problems to jail"

First do no harm, but zeroth decapitate healthcare capos who do harm.