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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

I prefer the Phinneas

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hang the fuck on - there he is! there he is!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

saddam hussein

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you'd have to lay em out end to end. That's a great way to get pink eye.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Simple.

Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.

I'm real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you

[–] laurelraven 5 points 1 month ago

That sounds like quitter talk to me

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That would be correct if full meant half, good job!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We're all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Put some balls on it so I can rotate it and give myself a niiiiiiice massage ifuknowhatimsayin’

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Human singlepede

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's even better than that. There's a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there's like 7 iirc. ~~2 nipples~~, ~~2 tear ducts~~ 4 holes in the eye near the tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouth

Edit: correct holes lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about your anus and your urethra?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anus is connected to the mouth. Urethra isn't a through hole I don't believe....could be wrong though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tear ducts are connected to the nostrils. I really don't get what the criteria for "hole" is, here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's the topology of the object. Essentially flatten the object into a 2 dimensional plane. Something like a mug or donut will have a hole in it after flattening, these items have 1 hole. Different objects flatten into a different number of holes. It's really hard for me to parae anything more complicated than 1 hole with my head, but that's essentially the process.

I do not recall the vsauce video explicitly, but this should be the logic they're using. It gets waaay more difficult to parae on something like a human, with a bunch of different tracts and splits and shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] Lurker 19 points 1 month ago

I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

So he was just practicing for his full-body-piercing masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Vlad Tepes likes this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thank goodness not another Saddam meme

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Well I'm not gonna waste a gem like that in the comments

(Aka don't call my bluff, that's not very polite! 😛)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Skill issue, search harder (/s btw:-P)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

More humane than what the US currently uses for the death penalty.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

You really only need to drill down until you reach the esophagus

[–] sp3tr4l 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What about the 'Snoke'?

Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foosball player.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, temple to temple will suffice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"So I said humans aren't bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Not interested unless it includes 120mm armor piercing tungsten penetrator. Preferably NATO standard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like the room to innovate in the piercing industry is limited.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dark Souls wheel skeletons irl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of this song

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There will still be someone out there that will try to one up this piercing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can see it now - bone gauges.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Think on your feet!