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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago

Delightfully, I was unaware.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well, all the devs at companies with MS Office tool sets are too busy playing factorio to post here today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

I can relate to factorio because I too want to go into outter space and forget all my fuck ups on this planet.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago

The factory must grow though, sooo...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

20 years ago:

"Hey I've got a great idea, let's take all these little local decentralized things and put them all onto one centralized massive thing that needs 99.99999% uptime or the world's fucked. Nothing will go wrong."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 14 hours ago

Uptime on my old exchange servers roughly matched my ISPs uptime. O365 uptime is now : My ISPs - 0365s uptime. Real improvement there.

But hey, now when email goes down I just point to their admin dashboard and shrug at people. It's a lot simpler once you get over how much harder it is.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

The Venn diagram of Lemmy users and Outlook users is probably pretty close to two separate circles. I'm sure there's some commonality, but probably not a lot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

I use Outlook for work. We host our own exchange server and don’t use any webmail though, so I guess that’s why everything works as normal?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I for one work at a company that uses it. So you can at least have those circles touch.

[–] luciferofastora 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Me too, let's touch circles

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay when the circles touch?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

you just need to say the magic words...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Bro get a job

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Most probably use it for work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

A lot of companies use Google these days, I guess more of the smaller companies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago

At home, sure, but I have to use it at work.

No outage for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Apart from all of the people working using it

I actually quite like outlook, better than Gmail and both are better than any of the desktop clients I've tried on Linux

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

O365 for business?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, manu of us are lucky enough to not have touched any MS products in literally decades. Feelz nice.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

Blissfully unaware, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand, you didn't get the jokes? I forwarded the chain letter to everyone

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

see, there no chain on letter. no wonder did not deliver

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Microsoft ~~Outlook~~ Outage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Microsoft Outrage

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: not programming-related

Reporter has a point.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

My Outlook stubbornly refuses to stop giving me email. 😑

Edit: Just checked Bleeping Computer. They've got the story. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-365-outage-impacts-exchange-online-teams-sharepoint/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What does an MS Outlook outage inherently have to do with programming?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

How ami I going to do version control without being able to email myself "Newcode-today-new-newist-morenew-actuallynew-latest.txt?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

You do that? I just slam my hand into a different part of my keyboard and try to keep the different cjsbbfhzjksb's separate. (I typed this on mobile, so my fudjevfkcbw's aren't the most accurate).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Nope, I use Thunderbird.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

MS Outlook is the joke.