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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago

Later on, George swipes when she shows a picture to get even, finds out she supports the wrong baseball team, and spends the rest of the episode trying to break up with her without revealing whybecause she'd find out that he swiped.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

If you have an iPhone you can turn on Guided Access mode by triple clicking the power button.

In guided access mode you can disable touch.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/111795

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

"I tried to stop her, Jerry! I tried!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It would be fun to make a “No Swipe Image Viewer” app that lets you pick an image to share - and then presents some searing penalty like a screamer to anyone who swipes to the side.

Just be warned, not for the elderly or faint of heart.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I just tell people "don't swipe unless you wanna see my dick" and that usually does it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Faceswap the offender's face onto lemonparty in real time.

We have this technology.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

While recording their reaction

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago

"What is the deal with swiping on other people's phones?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago

She's a swiper, Jerry!

[–] [email protected] 79 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Never hand a boomer your phone. Especially an elderly boomer, and especially if that boomer is your mother. They will always start swiping. It's like their brain just deflates. Their eyes glaze over. They get this wide, tranquil smile, as if to say, "Hot dawwg! This boundless collection of photos I've been handed is going to be a real treat!", and they just start swiping. They just start fucking swiping.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I love that my gallery app has a "guest view". I can select some photos, tap "guest view" and hand someone my phone. They can then only swipe across these photos, and if they try to leave the app the lock screen comes up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

What app is that and does it exist on android?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Just make every second image in your phone this GIF:

Get some Operant Conditioning in them.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

As a boomer fully versed in modern phone usage I resent this unwarranted collective slur.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I apologize for any offense I may have caused, but I believe your presence here is no coincidence. You have to be the messenger. Please pass it along to the others via email chain letter, or perhaps more effectively, state that Mark Zuckerberg has changed the rules of Facebook and requires all users to automatically swipe when handed people's phones. That should be effective in getting Aunt Joyce to do the exact opposite.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Pass it on yourself, I haven't used FB in at least 10 years. I'm guessing you don't eat avocado toast either. Stereotypes are stupid aren't they.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Oh god no! Please...tell me it's not what I think it is...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

The gaping maw.... of maw.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Just zoom in a little so it pans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Then they zoom out and start swiping. Just turn on Guided Access mode on iOS or Screen Pinning or App Pinning on Android. In those modes you can disable touch.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

The League already did something about this...and yes it was basically a more modern version of Seinfeld.

It used what I call the "four psychopaths" format. Seinfeld invented it and...it's always sunny in philadelphia uses the same format.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I kinda think living in the real world is a bit of a pre-req. I don't think the cooking anime quite counts there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago

IASIP is Seinfeld cracked up to 11, in some episodes quite literally

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

By did something about this I assume you mean did an episode on this subject, not did something to stem the tide of illicit swiping.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 day ago (7 children)

That's why you slightly zoom in on a pic before showing it to someone.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago

My god you're a genius.

You're also hiding something, but still, genius.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

How isn’t there a feature like this? You press a button next to your photo, and lock it in place, no swiping or exiting the app without faceID

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Guided Access Mode on iOS or Screen/App Pinning on Android

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Does Ente photos work locally or is it just a "cloud" situation?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago

No swipe for you! Come back one year!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)
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