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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Fun fact a toaster in water probably won’t kill you, I mean it could obviously but it’s more likely that the electricity goes straight to the ground within the toaster, and slowly heat up the water, I wouldn’t try it but interesting nonetheless.

[–] rumba 5 points 19 hours ago

Mythbusters tested it https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0768493/

If your drain is grounded, it can.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It would flip the circuit breaker.

[–] rumba 3 points 14 hours ago

A GFCI, yes, but regular circuit breaker won't stop it from killing you, it's primarily there to keep the house wiring from melting and burning down the house :) You just need 6 milliamps across the heart to f you over.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

This is what I had in mind: https://youtu.be/1RBwoUbvxx0 ...may not be an actual toaster, but pretty damn close

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

As a former cashier, I assure you, we don't give a shit lol

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I need to watch that movie again...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

...and again

🎶 Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb 🎶

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when me and a buddy were making rum in my apartment.

An entire cart full of molasses and brown sugar.

Clerk just looked and asked "doing a lot of baking?"

Yep. Baking.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The shopping or the rum?

Both worked wonderfully.

Made some white rum. (Nothing to it)
Some dark rum. (Added Torched Oak™ in bottle - we developed a neat technique to speed up the barrel aging without barrels)
Some spiced rum. (All the things)
Some over proof rum. (98%abv straight off the coil)

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)

A good time for a PSA from your friendly neighborhood electrician: make sure you have working GFCI protection in all bathrooms and kitchens to prevent unwanted tickle time

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And also wanted tickle time

Btw thanks European regulation for not letting me die, its really fucking great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Shouldn't that be standard everywhere? My flats here in Germany all had one central switch for that wired before the actual circuit breakers so that any outlet should be protected.

Is there a reason to only put that on select outlets?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Cheap billion dollar companies

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Breakers work when you draw too much current through the circuit and a metal strip heats up, expands and flips the circuit off. It's meant to stop you from plugging in too many devices and heating up the wire inside of your wall. It takes a bit of time activate.

GFCI stands for Ground Fault Circuit Interrupt. If any current is detected going across one of the current carrying wires and the grounding wire, it immediately turns the circuit off.

PSA, please, please don't rip off the grounding prong on your outdoor water fountain pump because you can't find a grounded extension cord.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I think you misunderstood. he meant in Germany the gfci is wired between where the electricity comes into your home and the breakers, so every outlet is protected, not just the ones in the bathroom.

Except in old buildings, like the one i'm living in, where there is no grounding wire and ground fault protection is done by bridging ground to neutral and hoping that enough current flows through the fault to trigger the breaker.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It depends honestly. Here in the states, we GFCI kitchens, bathrooms, laundries, garages, crawl spaces underneath houses, and exteriors, basically anywhere it could be reasonably expected to come in contact with water or an unexpected grounding/earth source. From there, you can either do a GFCI breaker or receptacle. Both will protect everything downstream from the device, but the choice comes down to convenience of operation. I'll generally do GFCI breakers for dishwasher, disposals, refrigerators, etc, just so that if the GFCI trips you can reset it in the panel so you don't have to pull the equipment out to get to it, but I'll do kitchen and bathroom counter convenience plugs as a GFCI receptacle (and daisychain all downstream kitchen receptacles from the GFCI receptacle) to be able to reset it right there at the point of use.

You could in theory GFCI protect an entire house/flat, but it likely comes down to cost saving and avoiding nuisance trips. Motors as they age tend to leak current and trip GFCIs, and any number of delicate electronics can be finicky, so that's typically why we only use them in wet locations.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Or, you know, just keep the toaster away from the bathtub/sinks?

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remove the bread, add a rope instead

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A male to male one, to be exact

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then there's no reason to have the toaster...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

What, make some toast if the breaker flips?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Add a bottle of bleach. And a bottle of ammonia.

A club size pack of sleeping pills.

A refill pack of exacto blades.

And 2 bottles of vodka.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

"Good thinking"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Why is a toaster the small electrical appliance of choice for that kind of thing? Good voltage/size ratio?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In ye olde times, a toaster was basically the wire out of the wall, past the bread and back into the wall. It's the most amount of exposed wire you can get

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's fuckable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Exposed elements probably helps

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Didn't they change toasters so that you can't do this anymore?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't know if they changed toasters but they definitely changed building code at least in the US to require GFCI outlets in the bathroom that will shut off when a short is detected because of this.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (18 children)

That's why there should also be an extension cord in the cart

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Well, not specifically for toasters. It was more about hairdryers and curling irons causing accidental electrocutions than for suicide prevention.

[–] JasonDJ 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No, they changed bathroom plugs. Now they have GCFIs. They have a built in test button, but there is one other way to tell...

Also they claim that the shorter cords on kitchen appliances are to prevent this but I say that's bullshit and they're just cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Good Thinking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It’s way less alarming if you explain that you won’t actually eat the bread.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

So baby hold me closer in the bathtub with a toaster

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