this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mario and Luigi buff and shirtless makes me see 1920s strongmen on the beach in Long Island lifting dumbbells to impress the ladyfolk.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn he got that hog just out wtf

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

They do say horizontal stripes make you look bulgier.

[–] Honytawk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, this is a school zone.

Those guns aren't allowed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm having a particularly braindead morning. Mario and Luigi are two people. 1 in 3 leaves the possibility of a third person being ugly and both Mario and Luigi being not ugly. Why does Mario conclude Luigi is ugly based on the 1 in 3 comment?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're looking at the reader and concluding they're not ugly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Thank you for the explanation!

I am also wondering why the "L" on Luigi's hat is backwards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't worry, the m is backwards too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed, but that's harder to observe casually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It was dawn by Luigi who was modelling in front of a mirror. It's the only logical explanation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That is a spectacular theory.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

The meme usually ends with them looking at you, the reader, then concluding "it must be 1 in 4" because you're clearly not ugly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's okay, I must be particularly silly this morning because I'm laughing at it way too hard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if you really trying to make sense of it, it doesn't anyway, that's not how statistics works.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You're the ugly one here!