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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He pussied out on fighting Zuckerberg, too. His actual mommy had to intervene. Soy boy Elmo.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't call him confident enough to eat soy in public

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"hey, want to see where daddy works, disposable meat shield number 9?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

one of my favorite PDK books

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is this real? This is some cartoon villain shit.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago

It’s real, check his Twitter feed. Also, why worry? He’s got plenty more where that came from. /s

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

xcancel link (an alternative frontend). The image and the replies are interesting, it's like a facebook market level quality botnet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This guy could not be less funny, Jesus Christ.

doge and minidoge

kill me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

kill me

They're trying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

These people make me question if I truly want to make the lives of as many people as good as possible, or if I want to commit Genocide on them in particular.

Seriously these people are so fucking stupid and insipid, the fuck are we supposed to do with them? Because im only coming up with lobotomy and forcing them to survive Death Valley in peak summer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lol, every second reply is some kind of crypto scam!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is xcancel a revival of nitter? I thought they couldn't work around the new API limitations.

[–] Echolynx 3 points 1 week ago

Nitter has worked for me on some instances recently, like poast.org.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just had this sent by a friend and found it funny. But for the Healthcare CEO killed media and corpos love to play the "family father" angle.

[–] generic_computers 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also had to wonder if it's real. Since when has Elon ever been a father to any of his kids? I find it hard to believe that he would ever appear in a picture with his children.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Wait. Are we sure it's his kid?

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago

I wonder if he's trying to speedrun this kid hating him. Not going to be a nice day when the kid realises daddy used him as an emergency bullet sponge

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago

His ex daughter has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I fucking hate this dude so much. I hate that he make me feel so much hate for him.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's important to have a maximum hate level calibrated to within the tolerances of sanity. If you don't have a set definition for 100% animosity level clearly defined in your mind, you can kind of wreck yourself.

I try to have 100% animosity defined as "I am not going to John Wick this guy, but they're no longer part of the social contract that keeps me from thinking that would be fine if it happened".

Hating anyone harder than that will only harm me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah one must understand how much hate they can handle. My hatred level sits comfortably at Warhammer Fantasy Dwarf Slayer levels.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having read Felix and Gotrek books, I expect to hear of your exploits soon on my favourite comedy true crime podcast.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I said my anger was like that of a Slayer, but I am far too meticulous also broke. I also live in the middle of fucken nowhere SoCal, I am impotent with mine rage.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Good approach. I don't hate people, I respect that something in their developmental process must have seriously damaged their brains for them to become as messed up as they ended up being. I mean - my definition of normal people is that they do not give a shit about money beyond "having enough to comfortably live their lives in good health", and that they would share even what little they have if they see someone suffer. You must be brain-damaged / developmentally damaged in order to suppress empathy on a daily basis, or not even feel it at all.

At worst, I despise people for what they are / the decisions they make.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He grips him by the legs so he’s easier to swing around and throw at attackers

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Strategically weaponized toddler

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Swing like a baseball bat.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Next he'll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As much as I like the image, we already know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

He’s got a huge impreg fetish and zero self control.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Because he's a Nazi and wants to improve the gene pool

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Alimony Tony over here can afford it. He can throw a stupid amount of money at any woman he knocks up and then whine publicly when she starts dating a new person.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Came to share this. Glad you already did. Thank you.

[–] Hathaway 3 points 1 week ago

How do these series of events unfold? Am intrigued by whatever I’m seeing.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

This is why The Adjuster went for the leg shot first

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is sad is that such a child will grow up in that same culture and way of thinking ...

This is the problem, such individuals will delight in pushing their agenda on kids...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He's not terrible good at instilling his beliefs in his children. That's already been tested. One day that kid will remember the one time he actually saw his dad and be horrified when he realizes why he was riding on his father's shoulders.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He tweets 60+ times a day so he has no time for teaching his kids.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

It must be soulcrushing for the kid to grow up and realize his dad only started spending more time with him to use him as a meat shield.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He thinks to himself "Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there," not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If you think he's carrying his child as a meat shield but doesn't have a bulletproof vest on you're sorely mistaken - still I'm sure the kid has to go to school or the bathroom at some point..

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Eh, killing a CEO and making a real life batman??? This sounds crazy rad

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is this real? the timing? or just an old pic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Can’t be old, Vivek’s there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

My dad don't exploit poor people to fullfill our wish. He is World's best dad.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Still would

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ooh! Trump should do this several times...

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