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[–] [email protected] 182 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Had to take a bite out of that sweet tart pie nonetheless

[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 days ago (3 children)

im so fucked if anyone irl finds me on Lemmy holy shit

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love watching the crushing realization of ones own internet brain rot setting in.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's not brain rot if the internet is an outlet where you can be who you truly are. It's the rest of the world that is fucked for forcing people to hide their interests and identity.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fair point, if only real life could be the hedonistic frontier that the internet is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Real life is ruined by the blunt and ignorant people that spew hatred and division everywhere. Best to avoid them by having good friendships and using the internet as a substitute

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fr like, why cant we just all fuck all day😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

inside you there are 2 monkeys: one is a chimpanzee munching on the flesh of its enemies and one is a bonobo tossing off 5 others simultaneously.

we need to seal the chimp inside a block of concrete and give the bonobo a big stage to perform on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

We truly do live in a society

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

True. If anyone in my social surroundings found out I like femboys and Tomboys they would be weirded out and shun me from their socials, I guess. The internalized shame is so strong, but why?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, internalized shame is a hell of a thing, but - at least in my view - it is good to realize that it is forced upon us and not something that comes from within ourselves. It is hard to unlearn, but very liberating to do so, even if the possibilities to live the way we want is limited.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well said, you sound like you are at peace with who you are. I hope and wish for you to be able to express yourself the way you want.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I am still struggling, but I also realize that I have come a long way in the last few years.

I also wish you all the best and to be able to free yourself from the prejudices that others force on you.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

I exist IRL. I found you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

same boat bae

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 days ago

I used to work in a pizza place, and the head cook was from Mexico working on his citizenship. He helped me with my Spanish, and I'd help him with his English. One day, we discovered that jokes was a good way to discover any loss in translations, so jokes became our preferred method of conversation.

One day he said he's got a great joke, but he's not sure if it'll work in English, so he's asks to tell me if it works. I tell him to hit me. The joke:

A guy and his girlfriend have been together long enough to move in with each other. Being a new(ish) couple, they're still pretty frisky. Every time they're finished and basking in the after glow, she plays with his junk, just gently kneading the balls in their sack. After a few months, he asks her why does she always play with his balls afterwards. She looks him dead in the eye with a Mona Lisa smile, gently kisses his lips and whispers in his ear "because i miss mine."

He asked if the joke works in English. When i quit laughing, i said it does. That was 2006, and it's still one of my favorite jokes to this day.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

Because I was made in a factory that processed nuts

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Anyone else see Little Mac?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, it's a costume party.

... how is he holding that beer?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Nut a problem

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I…

Okay this works on at least two levels.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

hmm...they come with nuts....body creme maybe?

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