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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.

Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

You said "anal". Heh!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (7 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

shampoo bottle

Adam Sandler, At a Medium Pace

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That still only counts as one!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well fuck me, I give up!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Rules for thee but not for me, eh Sen. Cruz?

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