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The house next door to me is going up for sale soon and I’d like to delay that process as much as possible. What would be the most annoying music I could play when prospective buyers are next door?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That has a little too much rhythm for me. I’d recommend some Fushitsusha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Can't go wrong with the Goat Simulator soundtrack. https://youtu.be/DHdpuzqD2wg

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But I love Lambchop!

It is a horrible earworm, very true.

Edit - Aww, not the Lambchop version.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

A novelty Christmas song played six months after it spent six plus weeks at number one in the (TOTP) charts. "Aga do" anyone?

[Not sure that any recent charts in this century are worth a damn.]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Anything played with the recorder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Limburg Carnaval music. Hoompapa hoompapa…or Darude - Sandstorm on repeat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I actually like some of this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they'd stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
  1. Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI

  2. Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA

  3. Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY

*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M

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[–] shortwavesurfer 3 points 4 days ago

Nyam cat for sure

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

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