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[–] [email protected] 114 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't end up like the Trump shooter. Nobody remembers that guys name cuz he failed. Be like Luigi.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

The Trump shooter(s)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

I don’t know, there are many different boots on the back of my neck ripe for harvest…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well we can, but only if there are an even number of people in the world. Otherwise there will be one person left!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is about men. There just need to be enough women and children.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Calm down anakin

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was just making a math joke!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was making a mass murder joke

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Well I was making a math murder joke!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fair point, and something to remember in the days to come, eh?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully the sequels are even better

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Netflix needs more material for the rest of the season.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Netflix is only slightly more in danger of extinction as our species.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Sucks to suck. I can kill someone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I guess it is possible for every single man to kill someone, but ruling out suicide, that would require murdering a lot of women and children.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I didn't know more than half the men in the world were single, that's crazy.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What about men who had convinced someone to get an abortion? Does that count?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Only if they are republicans and publicly talk about how it's immoral.