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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

had to look that one up too, aren't you using the three seashells like civilized people?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

there you go ^^

though i think those should be reusable instead

nsfw

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What an incredible toilet that will flush 3 full size seashells without issue.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago

Thanks!

I hate it.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What country thought up this abomination?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

Shells? I just use my hands. That's awfully fancy.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Toilet paper is gay, it touches your butthole.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

It's gay so you don't have to

[–] credo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Only if you don’t get pregnant.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

This is funnier because in my country, we actually use bidet showers instead of toilet paper.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Why stop there?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where is this promised land

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.

The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall...

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though...

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, if you're lucky to have the sink close to the toilet bowl that'd ideal. In my case I had to run a pipe around

[–] nomy 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Replacement seats with built-in bidets are becoming more and more common, they just attach to the water line on the back of tank, they're very convenient.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

Can't attach after installing the toilet without making holes though. Not an option for a rental.

[–] elDalvini@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago

His butt is one of today's lucky 10,000!

[–] don@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

tf’s a toilet yall

[–] rumba 13 points 1 week ago

A potato you say? Intriguing.