stinky

Their error messages are never this informative.

If it tastes good it's bad for me

Kick my dad in the nuts on my conception night

I made my mom's work day even more stressful and I wish someone had fucking asked me first before creating me

OPSEC "operational security" is protecting yourself from harm with safe practices, study and research, and technology

It sounds like they need proof that this tech existed before 2013? I'm new to patents.. how does this evidence kill the patent?

Got a random sunflower from "mixed flower seeds" in year 1 and gave it to Haley. She had a meltdown in front of everyone and now I'm reconsidering dating Harvey.

I was so close to forgetting

It's been fun.

I need an adult

I hate the idea that I inherited abusive behaviors. It makes my skin crawl. They both consented to having me; I never consented to being their kid.

I won't have children because it's the only 100% effective way of preventing the abuse from spreading.

Whose binary tree? Mine have more than two legs