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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I disagree with the Indiana Jones ratings. The third movie was better than the second, and possibly better than the first too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hmm for me 1 and 3 are about equal (both fantastic), but 2 is my least favourite.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The second was so much more sexist and racist than I remembered that I gave up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I agree. Watched the second one the other day after years and this movie did not age well. The portrayel of the woman was unbearable, a massive downgrade from the first one. The racism also made me feel uncomfortable. Nonetheless, I finished that movie again, but even plotwise and in terms of overall cinematic quality, it is the weakest of the three.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I'm honestly not sure whether I think Temple of Doom or Crystal Skull is worse. I'd watch them back-to-back to decide, but I really don't want to do that to myself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The meme is funny, I'm going to acknowledge that first.

But what are these rankings? Indiana Jones 3 is ranked the same quality as 2. Spider-Man 1 is ranked demonstrably worse than 2. Jurassic Park 3 is ranked work than Jurassic Park 2????

I know it comes down to a matter of opinion but I also have to wonder if the person who originally created this meme watched the movies, because those are some spicy takes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most people think Spider-Man 2 is the high point of that series, and sometimes superhero movies as a genre. I think they got that one right.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Road Warrior was also way better than Beyond Thunderdome.

Edit: oops, I meant the first movie, Mad Max was better than BT. I should have looked up the title. 2 was obviously the best of the original trilogy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago

I don't agree with most of those.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

In what world is die hard 3 worse than die hard 2. It’s arguably tied with die hard 1 as the best one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

1st is at the top. 2nd is at the two thirds mark. 3rd is overflowing with a vangence!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Strong disagree on Back to the Future. The last one's probably the best one

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Last Crusade is better than Raiders. Fight me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

What about side by side with a friend?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I am fully aware I'm pretty much alone with my opinion, but I find Terminator 1 far superior to T2.

Even with the limited budget T1 manages to create a far more horrifying vision of an unstoppable killer coming after you. The lo-fi'ish synth soundtrack sets a perfect oppressive feeling. The casting is perfect, Michael Biehn' s scarred and wiry Reese with Hamilton's young and scared next door girl going against metal-Arnold in his prime is the epitome of underdog scenarios.

And the pacing is very good, the plot flows.

T2 is a good film, but like many sequels, it suffers from the "let's do the same thing from a different angle, but bigger and louder!" - syndrome. It doesn't really get to be it's own kind of beast. I was very surprised that Cameron fell for the trap, after he avoided that mistake with "Aliens". Switching genre from space horror to space action made that film stand firmly on it's own feet and the result was good.

Lastly, T2 has the young John Connor doing the "badass kid" - role, which so many seem to love. I just find the character annoying.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I agree with you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think T2 hits everybody that was a certain age when it came out a bit different. Young John Connor appealed to the divorced-parents-latch-key-kid generation.

Though hard agree the first one was pretty solid. Definitely more of a horror vibe.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Two towers is the weak link

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Well, after those Orcs flew those two Fell Beasts into them...

#PintsCantMeltCastleWalls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

How dare you

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Back to the Future is, as a whole, the best trilogy on this list.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Nope, including the LotR movies. I will die on this hill.

Specifically, Robert Zemeckis > Peter Jackson. the BttF trilogy was masterfully executed with great plot, pacing, and incredible attention to detail (down to things like e.g. "Twin Pines Mall" becoming "Lone Pine Mall" because Marty ran over one of Old Man Peabody's pines). Meanwhile, Peter Jackson couldn't even figure out how to get major plot points like the Scouring of the Shire to work, let alone Tom Bombadil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Scouring of the Shire deserves to cut from the films. Imagine after we said our goodbyes, we get another short movie added on at the end.

Theres a reason why everyone remembers the Godzilla short film at the end of Jurrasic Park 2

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Together, we will defend this hill until we slay every last orc, mage, rohirrim, man, elf, big footed people, walking trees (are they triffids?), beast of hell, dragons and what have you.

WE ARE DARTH VADER, FROM THE PLANET VULCAN. WE ARE ARMED WITH WALKMANS FULLY LOADED WITH SOLID VANHALEN SLUGS.

And we have a full case of stolen plutonium by our side. It shouldn't be that hard.

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[–] AI_toothbrush 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Terminator is a strange one. Cooked with the first movie, second one is somehow even better and then the third one is absolute ass.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can't wait for Dune 3. If Villeneuve sticks the landing his trilogy will become for Sci-fi what LotR is for fantasy.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

...yeah, no...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cruelly overlooked: getting Tremors 1, 2, 3 and Highlander 1, 2, 3 onto this chart.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I know it doesn't fit the trilogy thing, but you left out the best Rocky movie: Rocky IV.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Since no one here is talking about the Jurassic Park trilogy, I'll go ahead and say my hot take. JP3 is way better than 2. And obviously the originals are all miles ahead of the Jurassic Worlds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I just watched the first one again and it's still a pretty good movie.

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