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What happened? Russian soldier died due to an electric scooter?
I guess the tin-foil hat brigade were right. Electric vehicles are dangerous after all.
Don't forget the zionist terror attacks on lebanon. Those were just pager batteries. This is the new normal.
Head of Russia's nuclear, biological, and chemical forces was killed by a bomb hidden in a nearby scooter
Is the scooter OK?
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Minor cosmetic damage
I know what I’ve got, no lowballers…or else
Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7
Considering it was a bomb, it's doing surprisingly well. The handlebars are missing and it's warped in the picture I saw.
When I read this news this morning I thought it was like a Vespa style scooter. Was it really an electric scooter like this? That makes it even funnier.
Edit- I read the news before the footage was released, and saw this post before the posts with the footage. Lul. Also holy fuck that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.
> that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.
Remember, the nuclear material which was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was about the size of a cricket ball.
The explosion could have been a little bigger!
Hiroshima's bomb was Little Boy, which contained 64 kg of uranium, which at 19.1 g/cm^3 would be about 3.3 liters, significantly larger than a cricket ball.
But Nagasaki's Fat Man used about 6.2 kg of plutonium, which has roughly the same density as uranium, although the implosion mechanism to initiate the chain reaction compressed it to about half the volume. So that's closer to a cricket ball.
But also to add even more nuance, the plutonium in Fat Man used a uranium tamper to reflect neutrons, and estimates are that about 30% of the explosion yield was due to fission of the uranium too. So it's hard to really draw the line on what was or wasn't the "explosive" in that bomb.
There was a bit more to the bomb than just nuclear material though.
And none of it came out charred but recognizable.
If the pictured scooter genuinely was the bomb, this is some Wile E. Coyote shit.
If you take the batteries out, there's a decent amount of space inside one.
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Oh sweet, thanks
Impressive improvisation.
Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter...
Moon? Goddammit, I hate missing the lore drops.
Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.
I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.
thank you, k-anon
Holy shit, they would need a lot of room for windows.
I don't know what tools they use but if Windows is an issue then the artist could use Linux.
o7 scooter bro
The battery pack takes up quite a bit of room in those things, you could really pack a lot of splodey stuff in if you took that out.
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Yes, just look at the terror attack on lebanon. Those were just pagers.
"terror attack"
It was an attack targeting members of a terrorist organisation, and those pagers were only given out to members of the org.