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this is my favorite :)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

damnit I've never had an original thought

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well done, you beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sparrow. Aka: Captain Yak Sparrow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Good grief, that's very good.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't believe nobody said "Yak Sparrow" yet!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Cappin Yak Spawwow

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Michael Yakson

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George.

George Yak.

I would hug him and squeeze him, and name him George.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Don't Talk Back

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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"Kai" would sound closer in pronunciation.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd name it Yakidee and be like

yah thats Yakidee the yak. Don't talk back!

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Yakov Smirnoff

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If the yak was a male, I would call him "General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Leonid Brezhnev"

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As a fan of American Dad - "Yaks Cousteau", "Yakie O", "Yakie Chan" and "Yakety Yak - Don't Talk Back"

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Yakkity yak

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Losing them would be high risk.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Probably Harry or some shit like that

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I think my yak would be named Thunderhoof.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yakhoo Serious

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Yak McYakFace

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sax, because I was exposed to a lot of 1970s British comedy while growing up.

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Yakisoba, or Soba for short

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Silly. As in silly yak.

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Yak the lad.

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Steve for sure. Stephen Yakowski the 3rd if we're being formal.

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Baldy.

Because I cannot resist shaving a good yak.

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Jack the Yak. Obviously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Llama.

Yes, the yak is named Llama.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yona. Because Yona is best Yak.

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Professor Meatball.

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Dylan, and he would be amazing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Emacs.

And I'd shave it every day!

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