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A Republican Congresswoman who has been “missing” for the past six months has finally been found.

Rep. Kay Granger has served as the representative for Texas’s 12th Congressional District since 1997.

However, she suddenly disappeared from the public eye around July this year, when she cast her final vote against an amendment to reduce the salary of Deputy Assistant Administrator for Pesticide Programs to $1.

A curious reporter at the local Dallas Express newspaper did some digging on Granger’s whereabouts and has finally been able to give her constituents some answers.
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We then received a tip from a Granger constituent who shared that the Congresswoman has been residing at a local memory care and assisted living home for some time after having been found wandering lost and confused in her former Cultural District/West 7th neighborhood.

The Dallas Express team visited the facility to confirm whether Granger was residing there and to inquire about how she planned to vote on the spending bill. Upon arrival, two employees confirmed that Granger is indeed living at the facility.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

sounds like she's clearly just getting in touch with the local population

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

She'll primary Trump, if such a concept exists in four years.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Of you read the article, she is already being replaced in January by a republican candidate.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because she's in a hospital and that shits expensive in the US.

Hopefully your employer can't just fire you if you get sick?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So? I'm MUCH Happier with my Tax Dollars going to HER Salary then to Feeding Starving American Children!

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As I recall, she had a lot of mounting legal troubles over the Ft. Worth billion-dollar flood control project, which apparently funneled taxpayer cash to her son. And then there was that whole trip to Russia to meet with Putin on July 4th thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Oh, she was one of those.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

at least they didn't reelect her for 2025-26

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Only because she decided not to run again lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you not running for office again congresswoman?

"Who are you?.. What office?"

You heard it here first folks, The congresswoman is still deciding if she will be running for office, back to you Terry.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I’ve encountered 90 year olds that can walk, maybe even run circles around 50-60 year olds, mentally and physically.

That said, this is something we keep seeing. Feinstein was painful to see, and a clear example of what should never be allowed to happen. We need an age cap.

A policy like that is also ethically sound in that, and I’ve heard this floated before in multiple places, in that the politician will then have to sit back as an outsider and look at the impact of what they did.

As is, our politicians are free from that in being able to die in office or retire to dementia care instead of FEELING the impact of what they’ve done, or pointedly not done, while in office.

Age cap: 70. Done. You can run if you’re going to turn 70 in office, let’s be generous, but once you’re over 70 you can no longer run for an office.

Enforced retirement of judges for the same reason. Hit 70, you finish or transfer the cases you’re working on and when that’s done you’re done. Who knows how much inertia is fueling a waxing/waning cusp of Dementia judge when there’s no real focus on this across the many courtrooms of the country.

But I’ll probably be accused of ageism here. It’s a nice way to solve ethics problems, infirmity problems, and add in a soft cap term limitation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Tie it to the federal retirement age, which is currently 67.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Americans desperate after missing out on the best presidential candidate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorry is this the onion or not

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This community is for articles that you would think are from The Onion because they're so crazy, but these articles are in fact genuine.

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