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How to write a programming novel (lemmy.sdf.org)
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How to write a programming novel?

  • Cover: CSS
  • Copyright Page: GNU GPLv3
  • Intentionally Blank Page: Whitespace
  • Notes For The Second Edition: Kotlin
  • Notes for The First Edition: Java
  • Front Matter: Markdown
  • Dedication: Rust
  • Prologue: Prolog
  • Chapter 1: C
  • Chapter 2: C++
  • Chapter 3: C3
  • Chapter 4: Forth
  • Pull Quotes: Git
  • Unexpected Sex Scene: LaTeX
  • Dream Sequence: APL
  • Cliffhanger Ending: Python 2
  • Index: IndexedDB
  • Errata: PHP
  • Sequel: SQL
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I tried to think of something funny to add to this, but all I could think of was "javascript".

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago

Back-cover synopsis: Swift