Futurama

I love to use, "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

I'm gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!... In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

"Good news, everyone!" by far.

Shut up baby, I know it.

Goes over a lot better after showing the wife the episode

I pretty frequently ask "to shreds you say?" And also "how'd you like to make a metaphorical deal with the devil? And by devil I mean robot devil and by metaphorically I mean get your coat" anytime I'm going out

"Do a flip!"

I frequently say "Stop exploding, you cowards!" when playing games. Especially when losing at XCOM.

Well, we’re boned.

I am shocked. shocked! well, not that shocked.

I'm 40% used lines!

And I think about the Moon song more often than I'd like to admit.

“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.” Gets a lot of use when playing Mario Kart with friends when two people hit each other with the same items or hitting each other with stars activated.

Probably, “Good news everyone”. Although my favorite is, “To shreds you say,” need to work that in more.

"I've got one of those things! Like a headache with pictures!"

"You're screwier than my Aunt Rita, and she's a screw!"

And pretty much every line from Roswell That Ends Well is in my daily rotation.

"To shreds, you say?"

Tell my wife I said... "Hello".

Neat!

Probably a bunch of other things I don't even remember being from the show.

With my wife we often quote the two Benders, when there is a minor inconvenience:

"-Our universe is DOOMED!

-DOOOOMEEEED!!"

Bender with the over the top theatrical voice: LET'S GO ALREADY!

For no raisin.

"Do a flip"

Anytime someone is going to jump from something high up. Always makes me laugh.

"I have no strong feelings one way or the other." Said in a flat monotone, of course

Here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

"Oh you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder! Hahahahaha!"

I'm a big fan of this one from the new season

"Nixon here with another presidential aroo"

Also

"Why don't you go to hell and join that community?"

"I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered? "

"She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"

Also

"How delightfully absurd"

I constantly harass my SO at dinner with "may I have one too, wife?" in the pathetic Hermes voice

I have kids who are easily distracted so you'll hear me saying, "Let's go already!"

Hot digity daffodil is easy to use on a regular basis.

"I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped"

Any time one of my friends or I are simping over some actress or character.

Hard to say which is used more by my wife and I between:

“Huh, learn something dumb every day!”

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

That sound Amy makes when she doesn’t answer yes or no and just goes “Guuhh!”

“Eww, look at him go! He don’t care!”

Death by Snu Snu

J'ACCUSE!

"Shampaggin." I use it while explaining carbonic acid on cave tours.

Time makes fools of us all.

Quae?

“Yuh filty crab!”

Aww, somebody like snouts

Is it me?

When the cat inhales his dinner

If I'm feeling happy and gettin productive I tend to sing "bend it bend it just a little bit, and take it easy hmm hmm hm hm hmm"

I guess since I don't know much more of the song I start humming but I love that song

I work at a daycare. Every once in a while ill accidentally tell an adult "Do you think that was a good idea?" when they do something stupid, because I say that so many times per day at work