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[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

Not enough cheddar flavour.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone needs to do an impression of what this chimaera would sound like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

trump but with a stutter

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'll pay you $1000 to let me unsee this

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Keep that grand ready, here I come:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You should put a magazine with bullets in that gun first.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Honestly it looks better than both of them separate

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah it’s like when you make your face symmetrical but one version is way better. I now really want to see the Elon head with Trump face because I feel like that one will be straight Bond villain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

the Elon head with Trump face

yes please

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, looks like a Eastern European Prime Minister or something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think the world has done fat leaders in hundreds of years, except the US of course.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

North Korea would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Wait until it speaks

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Domlon Trunsk.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please put trump or musk in the title so that my spam filtering actually works.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Mumps were the first to return after vaccination ended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Glad you mentioned this ... I'm terribly awful at faces and, while I had some guesses, wasn't sure what the joke was.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I wonder which of them would be most offended by this? Who has the weaker mental?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Yeah it looks like it could be Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage mixed together.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

How do we go back?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A characteristic of these ghouls is that they all grotesque mouth shapes. The shape of their mouth on their face is just objectively ugly somehow.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's that pursed-lip about-to-say-some-bigoted-shit Karen face.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Kinda looks like Kathy Bates.

Edit: circa Misery. Not to throw shade at her, she’s amazing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

season two of castle rock is the prequel to misery and is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Dollar Store John Travolta: I Shit Myself Edition

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Could you sprinkle a bit of Putin in that shit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

One of the few times I'm glad to have adhd

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now would you call this Donald Musk, or Elon Trump?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Elonald trusk it is

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Donold MuTrumpk

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Funny that this musk+trump image was made several years ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which is sad because the OG creator is forgotten now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

The real tragic comedy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

so no ai? thank stallman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Like in a very bad Power Rangers sequel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Donlon-san UwU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Elonald Trusk!