[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Put out a few rusty spoons and ol' salad fingers'll show you a game.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

But what if you put lipstick on it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

For free?? Never!

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You've got a typo in your community name

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

wearing lipstick Ahh you know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

"Who?"

Jack Burton! Me!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I believe the jury wasn't even allowed to know about the "you're fucked" inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he's pointing his gun at you, "you're fucked" but somehow that's not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Ohh so THAT'S what all those "I identify as an attack helicopter" people were talking about!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Person, woman, man, camera, tv"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid's voice.

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