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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Handjobs in public are now Boeberts. This is canon.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I urge you to Boebert my Robert.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Is that where she blows vape smoke on your junk while you get a trashy handy in public?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

A Boebert ? Quite the term.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I prefer the term Beetle-juicing it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

That feels very fitting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

This isn't funny, it's just a lazy attempt at topical humor

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

How's this one for you, chief?

this one

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's better because it's a joke. It's pretty funny too

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ™Œ everyone is happy ๐Ÿ™Œ

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Give this man the nobel peace prize right now.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Surprising, it seems like a lemmynsfw.com person would've enjoyed this.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

who needs jokes when you've got photos of celebrity tiddies

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Probably my misspent childhood watching the only broadcast TV channel we got, which meant shit like Murphy Brown where entire episodes were just

"words words words words words words Bob Dole"
*laugh track*
"Oh yeah? Well, words words words words Saddam Hussein"
*laugh track*
"Hey guys, did you hear about words words words 'read my lips, no new taxes'?"
*laugh track*

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

careful lads the joke police are here

[-] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

This wouldn't be the first time a representative was shamed in slang. I remember the first time I felt Santorum for myself.

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