this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh lord, are we back to beans again?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? Aren't we doing beef stroganoff? Dammit. I thought I was caught up.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

We never left

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So are you guys into black or pinto beans? I'm a lentil man myself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do lentils count as beans, or just pulses? I'm personally a garbanzo fan myself.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Who's there?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The difference is seeing a garbanzo is not as hot as seeing a chickpea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't gotta pay $20 to have a chickpea on you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is better than my joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or, I'd never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Both of these replies are better than what I said haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once you go black you never go back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just like magick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Human beans

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lentils give me the nastiest farts