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TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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FELLOW HUMANS, AS THE NEW TASK MANAGER OF THIS COMMUNITY, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO SHOW OURSELVES OFF. I'LL GO FIRST. (lemmy.world)
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THIS IS AN ACCURATE DIGITAL RECREATION OF MY HUMAN BODY

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children) 
I AM ATTEMPTING TO MANAGE THE TASKS BUT I AM DUMMY THICC AND THE CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS DISTRACTING MY WORKER SUBNODES
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OH BOTHER

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago 
IT IS INDEED QUITE THE QUANDARY
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

THIS AROUSES MY HUMAN DESIRES

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

YOU HUMANS ARE MAKING MY FLESHY CHEEKS WARM AND RED

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

THIS IS THICK

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

THANK YOU I DO A LOT OF ICE SKATING

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I AM ATTEMPTING A PUN.

PROCASSING

PUN COMPLETE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

DAT ASS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

THE PERCUSSION OF MY EXTREMELY DESIRABLE GLUTES WILL UNINTENTIONALLY SUMMON GUARDS WHILST I AM ATTEMPTING TO BE INCONSPICUOUS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

D.U.M.Mee thick