UtMan1988

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I mean, I get what you're going at, but she does hold a PhD in cultural studies, and she did put in a lot of effort to get in. It's very possible, too, that, in an arena so different than what she's used to, she choked. A lot of the hate goes above and beyond with death threats and claims she should kill herself, and nobody deserves that.

For how goofy it was, and the memes that have come from it, she's earned my respect and thanks for bringing a little, albeit unintentional, joy to my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Either way the answer is "yes"

 

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American "we're the best, so you all should be like us" nationalism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

This has X-Lax in it, doesn't it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

You're going to spend all that time photo shopping a woman with beans in her hair, but you're not going to use a still of Anne Margaret from the movie "Tommy"? The only woman to look hot while covered in beans, chocolate, and soap simultaneously? You primate!?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not bad! But the watermelon isn't lined up straight. 0/10

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Roses are red Come get your fix Come get a bowl Of

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Stick.

In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.

If both take the stick, get a camera.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey Arnold is set in Washington? I always thought it was New York?

 

I'll just die, thanks.

 
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't need no "Directions" to know how to Rock!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

 

Found in the wild in Tennessee

 
 
 

A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

 

I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

 
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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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