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Know your shits! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)

Edit:

Since so many of you suggested additions, I'm just going to list them all in one place. Let's create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!

Transcription of the image in case the picture disappears:

  • Dogshit: Very poor quality

  • Bullshit: Not true

  • Horseshit: Nonsense

  • Apeshit: rambunctious

  • Batshit: insane

  • Chickenshit: coward

  • Ratshit: poor quality

  • No shit: obviously (also sometimes "No shit, Sherlock!" as an exclamation)

  • Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable

  • Hot shit: very good

  • Dipshit: a total dumbass

  • Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be "tough shit")

  • Jack shit: nothing

  • The shit: perfection

More shit:

  • Cut the shit: knock it off.

  • Are you shitting me: are you serious.

  • This shit is bananas: this is crazy.

  • That’s my shit: I really like that.

  • I dig that shit: I love it

  • Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.

  • I shit myself: I pooped my pants.

  • Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person

  • For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason

  • Shit a brick: to be scared

  • Scared shitless: being really scared

  • Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless

  • Shit for brains: stupid

  • Shit sandwich: a shitty situation

  • Shithead: a shitty person

  • Shithole: a shitty place

  • Piece of shit: a shitty thing

  • Deep shit: a meaningful revelation

  • To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble

  • To be full of shit: constantly lying

  • Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments

  • Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)

  • Losing your shit: freaking out

  • To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way

  • I don't give a shit: I don't care

  • When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse

  • Shit happens: bad things happen and you can't do anything about it

  • Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now

  • Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn't it obvious?

  • Eat shit: To fall on your face

  • Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression

  • Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?

  • (To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening

  • A metric shit ton: a lot

  • Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast

  • Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy

  • Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation

  • You don't know shit: you're clueless

  • Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague

  • The shits: diarrhea

  • My shit: my stuff

  • Shitter: toilet

  • You are shit: you're worthless

  • You are not shit: reassuring that you're NOT worthless

  • You ain't shit: you're worse than worthless

Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is actually very helpful for English as a second language learners.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

There's more!

Cut the shit: knock it off.
Are you shitting me: are you serious.
This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
That's my shit: I really like that.
Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
A shit in the hand is worth two in the bush: this is a joke, it doesn't mean anything. I only include it because a guy came up to me at work and asked what it meant.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
  • Shit a brick: to be scared
  • Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
  • Shit for brains: stupid
  • Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
  • Shithead: a shitty person
  • Shithole: a shitty place
  • Piece of shit: a shitty thing
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

An alternative to the shithead definition: https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=RheW1AHh72mBeiLQ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's also a drinking game though the rules of it are lost to me as a result of only hearing them while drinking heavily.

EDIT: I remember it involves playing cards and you don't use the king, queen, etc.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8?si=RheW1AHh72mBeiLQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

B A N A N A S

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Depending on the inflection, "that's my shit" can also mean "those are my belongings".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Deep shit

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What about Chickenshit ii?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

It’s a cash grab I’m afraid. Not as good as the original chicken shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

it's ratshit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I read this while taking a shit. How appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well shit man

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

you've gotta be shitting me

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is actually from a really good Stuart Jones joke. I was cackling the first few times I heard it, definitely worth a watch:

https://youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c_

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://youtu.be/0YAmp7rJLWk?si=koLAibRMUJnmG6c

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Good bot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

See I know a lot of people that use hot shit the opposite way, to mean it's very bad quality.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Are they adding any modifiers to their "hot shit"? "Hot, stinkin' pile of shit" hits different.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's hot garbage

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It’s a bad sign when the notes screenshot looks blurry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

needs more JPEG

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"shit" - Not good

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Ratshit also means exhausted/sick/hungover to most Australians

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Knows how to spell rambunctious but has such a ruff time with tough

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What about shit hawks?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

They are circling, bo-bandy. Look, I’m mowing the air!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

D'ya know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Its relative. Horse shit is gold if you have a garden, people look for it and pay for it since it creates very fertile ground.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's the shit. Do you have to dip a shit showel while it's hot shit, or tuff shit works too? And what about jack shit?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mm I can't imagine jack shit having much nutrients for crops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why not? It's not elephant shit, that's so nutritive they steal it directly from each other's source, but aren't jacks kind of horses? Not Holy Cow shit either, but still.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else reminded of this old George Carlin skit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this old George Carlin skit?

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I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Literally shitpost

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Anyone else remember that long winded story about the Schitt family?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

This is some excellent shit here!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Don't shit where you eat: Don't date a work colleague

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The shits: diarrhea

My shit: my stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

We need to expand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It looks like 'ratshit' is misspelled

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Squirrel shit - Topic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A comedian named ISMO did a funny skit on this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

ISMO

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I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I thought about that shit yesterday

[–] [email protected] -4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Pee poop fart shit - word diharhea

Edit: that was an absolute knee slapper. I guess you guys dont like zingers