this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You have it easy here. Can you imagine Stalin having to wash his big spoon? Homie got water all over everything.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I use my dishwasher because of PTSD

Pretty Terrible Spoon Drenching

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Spoon goes right in the dishwasher. I want a closed door between me and the spoon when the washing happens

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

That's why I spray with a lot of little streams instead of one big stream, the fissssss spray vs the fwooosh aerated stream

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Spoon discipline is training-wheels for muzzle discipline.

Always treat the concave area of a spoon the same way you would treat the barrel of a gun; both are capable of delivering either complete satisfaction or complete regret, depending on the direction and intention.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I'm tall so nearly every time I wash the dishes I end up looking like I pissed my pants because of this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago